Dad Jokes about business

What do you call one million unemployed young people who can't find work in the UK?

A generation that's really hard to beat.

What does the GSK boss get when she banks her massive bonus?

Walmsley rich.

Why did Roll-Royce stock become a basket case?

Because it kept rolling downhill.

What do British kettles and music teachers have in common?

They both tell you to whistle.

What do you call a government's growing debt that keeps mounting up?

A Treasury of problems.

What did the greedy energy company say when caught taking welfare money?

The fine was too much power.

Why did the bank traders get caught sharing information in their group chat?

They made too many bank statements.

What did the London commuter line say when it won an award?

Thanks, I was trained for this.

What did the oil worker say when asked about the green energy transition?

I'm going to strike it out.

What do you call a judge who turns down a car loan case?

A motion dismisser.

What kind of stocks always go up during military conflicts?

They're arms race investments.

What do you call Wall Street investors who are dropping ESG proposals?

Sustainable dropouts.