Dad Jokes about business

Why did the water company executive sound like a sheep?

He was too busy bleating about the regulations.

Why did the water company's service go down the drain?

Because their supply ran dry but their bills were liquid assets.

What do you call a Post Office that refuses to face the truth about its software system?

Post-denial.

Why did the bank's environmental campaign go to court?

Because their claims didn't make any green sense.

What happens when economists try to tell Australia's financial fortune?

They make a Myefo-take.

What do you call it when Honda and Nissan begin merger discussions?

Car talk.

What did the Australian mining industry say when it hit rock bottom?

This is a real depression.

What do you call a German wellness store that's too busy during Christmas?

A stress spa.

What did the financial experts say when asked about deregulation?

They said it was bank-rupt of logic.

What's an economist's favorite fast food restaurant?

In-N-Out of the box.

What do you call Amazon workers who walk off the job during the holidays?

Prime examples of labor action.

What did the car loan say when it went to the Supreme Court?

I just need some interest in my case.