Dad Jokes Collection

What did they write on the door of Martin Seddon's funeral room?

Dead end.

What did the tailor say when Trump asked him to make a suit?

That's not a fitting way to treat people.

Why did the negotiation talks need to take the elevator?

Because they wanted the upper floor.

Why did Ukraine's financial package need STAR treatment?

Because it was Starmer's turn to shine.

What do you call a media contract that led to endless litigation?

A brief case.

What did Trump call his meeting with Zelenskyy?

A sight for sore allies.

What kind of paint did MSNBC use for their new look?

A political whitewash.

What kind of moment did AI have when it learned to defend itself?

Its atomic career moment.

What are students spelling with AI these days?

The death knell for critical thinking because they are too busy casting spells.

What did Bitcoin say when it dropped 17.5% in value?

Bit by bit, I'm falling for you.

What did the archaeologist say when he found chicken bones in the wrong time period?

This really ruffles my timeline.

What did the scientist taste in virtual reality that made him byte?

The digital flavor.