Dad Jokes Collection

Why did Elon Musk miss the political party's fundraising event?

He needed time to Reform.

Why did the Conservative party go to the optometrist?

Because they needed a new vision.

What do you call a Swedish cabin that's trying to stay hidden from enemies?

A low-key lodge.

What do you call a peaceful area that isn't peaceful?

A strike zone.

What kind of support did North Korea send to Russia that was totally expected?

Their troops were always going to march in line.

What do you call the days between Christmas and New Year when all the bottles are empty?

The spirit-less season.

What did the disappointed diner say when the restaurant's atmosphere was chilly?

The service left me cold.

Why did the fish join the dinner party?

It wanted to be part of the social scale.

What do TikTok musical creators call their short performance videos?

A little song and dance routine.

What kind of vision did Elon Musk share with Reform UK?

A Tesla-scope.

What kind of stock advice did Elon Musk get when he became Trump's advisor?

Inside trading tips.

What kind of game company plays with the future but isn't stuck in the past?

A Sega-way to tomorrow.