Dad Jokes about food

What do you call the days between Christmas and New Year when all the bottles are empty?

The spirit-less season.

What did the disappointed diner say when the restaurant's atmosphere was chilly?

The service left me cold.

Why did the fish join the dinner party?

It wanted to be part of the social scale.

What do you call a mountain that never makes mistakes?

Mont Blanc.

What kind of cheese did Grace Dent serve when she replaced Gregg Wallace on MasterChef?

A successor.

What does a budget-conscious climate activist eat for breakfast?

Grain forecasts.

What do you call a cake that graduated from Italian culinary school?

A certifi-cake-ate.

What did the drunk pie say at the supermarket taste test?

I've got a boozy case to solve.

What did they write on Freddie's obituary when he passed while knitting?

He was survived by his purls of wisdom.

What do you call restaurant emails that won't go away?

A spam course.

What did the chocolate mousse say to the cherry in the dessert?

You look like you've had too much spirit.

What did the semifreddo say when it got too cold?

I need a break.