Dad Jokes about food

What do you call a wine that's afraid of warm weather?

A cold shoulder.

What happens when brownies win the Olympics?

They reach the top of their baking game.

What did the fast food restaurant say when it grew overnight?

It was mushrooming to success.

What do you call a bodybuilder's favorite protein bar?

A flex of meat.

What kind of nut gets jealous when you make Sicilian pesto?

A pistach-ego.

What did the pudding say when it fell into the traybake?

I'm in a hole lot of trouble.

What mushroom always gets invited to exclusive events?

The VIP-orcini.

What do you call a small village that has five Michelin star restaurants?

A rare medium well done.

What kind of service did the food critic get at the seaside restaurant?

She got served a wave of emotions.

Why did the wine get a job on Wall Street?

To increase its market value.

What did the honey say when it met the nut galette?

Sweet to meet you.

What did the pineapple say to the pork in the braising pan?

You look swine tonight.