Dad Jokes about games

What kind of game company plays with the future but isn't stuck in the past?

A Sega-way to tomorrow.

What do you call a 98-year-old who's totally addicted to crosswords?

A worderly person.

What do video game critics give their reviews you can trust?

Their word of mouth.

What did the soccer video game say when it saw an empty net?

Time to take advantage of this EA-sy shot.

What did the climate activist say to the video game designer?

Let's design a monumental change.

What do you call a video game that's always in first place?

A game of the year running.

What did the video game critic say when he got soap in his mouth while reviewing a game?

This is not the kind of mouthwashing experience I expected.

What game do Christmas decorations play when they're really bored?

They just hang around.

What did the gamers say when they kept losing at The Witcher IV?

It was game over and over.

What did the gamer say when he hugged his favorite retro football game?

He was having a ball.

What game goes around in circles about adult responsibilities?

The bore-d game.

What game do award shows play when they're tired of the usual ceremonies?

The alternative game.