Dad Jokes about games

What do you call a Monster Hunter who's afraid of wild creatures?

A game chicken.

What did GoldenEye 007 say when Amazon bought James Bond?

Time to upgrade my license to kill.

What game do space travelers play when they can't sleep?

Citizen Sleeper, because they're counting starwards.

Why did Harrison Ford strike against AI in video games?

Because he wanted the real deal, not an artificial performance.

What did the video game composer say when he wanted his music to sound more dystopian?

He wanted to score less.

Why don't retro gamers get anxious?

Because they always press reset.

What did the failed video game say when it made a million dollars?

This is a flop.

What do you call a role-playing game that's beyond terrible?

A role model.

What kind of music do RPG characters listen to in Avowed?

Sword and scroll.

Why did the PlayStation 5 console decide to take a year off in 2025?

It needed a game plan.

What did the medieval peasant say when he got knocked down in Bohemia?

Just another knight in the life.

What happened when the Pokémon card collector went broke playing mobile games?

He lost his Poké money.