Dad Jokes about politics

Why did Elon Musk miss the political party's fundraising event?

He needed time to Reform.

Why did the Conservative party go to the optometrist?

Because they needed a new vision.

What did Elon Musk get when he met with Nigel Farage to discuss Reform UK?

A political party to bank on.

What did the British politician say when asked about the timing of their China policy review?

We're keeping it suspended in the air.

What program helps troubled youth get back on track?

A diversion program.

What did Humza Yousaf say when Elon Musk threatened to stand in his way?

I must stand down to understand.

Why did the spy get kicked out of the orchestra?

Because of his loud anti-China clamour.

What did the diplomat say to the troublemaking clock?

Stop ticking me off.

What did the businessman say when the EU trade deal kept crashing?

We need a Brexit and restart.

What did the British diplomat call her relationship with Beijing?

A complex formula.

What do you call Chinese spies who hang out with British royalty?

Peking Toms.

What did the British butcher say when offered American meat?

That's a rare proposition.