Dad Jokes about science

What did the archaeologist say when he found chicken bones in the wrong time period?

This really ruffles my timeline.

What did the scientist taste in virtual reality that made him byte?

The digital flavor.

What kind of beer did Isaac Newton study in his gravity research?

A craft beer.

What did the plant say when it got too hot to eat carbon dioxide?

This climate is not my plate of tea.

What kind of ground do astronauts miss the most in space?

Down to earth.

What kind of music will they play on the all-female Blue Origin space flight?

Rocket and roll.

What kind of dancing do astronauts do on lunar water-mapping missions?

They do the moon waves.

What's an asteroid's favorite place to crash?

A space bar.

What did the forensic lab technician say when their funding got cut?

We can't make ends meet - there's no trace of money.

What kind of mail did they send for the journalist's funeral?

A dead letter.

What kind of message was the telegraph plant trying to send?

A plant signal.

What did the acid attack survivor say when he finally saw clearly again?

Eye thank you from the bottom of my heart.