Dad Jokes about society

What did they write on the door of Martin Seddon's funeral room?

Dead end.

What do you call a prison intercom that fails to work?

A cell block.

Why did the physician associate lose their practice?

They made a poor diagnosis.

What happens when a council can't balance its books?

It goes chapter 11.

What kind of wave does a political party make when it shakes up local government?

A political fault line.

What did the homeless shelter say when it reached capacity?

We can't take any more people under our wing.

Why did the eye doctors succeed with their breakthrough treatment?

Because they kept their pupils focused.

Why did the controversial bill feel unwelcome at the suicide prevention meeting?

Because it was dying to pass.

Why did the smartphone feel guilty about the children's eyes?

Because it was a sight for sore eyes.

What do you call NHS administrative staff who can't get their work done?

A paper-less healthcare system.

What did the mammogram say to the worried patient?

Don't be scared, I'm just taking a peek.

What do you call a letter that helps someone pass away?

Dead mail.