Dad Jokes about sport

What do you call it when two theater groups make peace after fighting over a comedy musical?

They stage a reconciliation.

Why did Dean Jones always arrive early to cricket matches?

Because he was ahead of his time.

Why did the boxing association get stuck in a gas station?

Because they were pumped about their sponsorship.

Why did the Champions Cup draw a blank in December?

Because it was pooled until after Christmas.

What kind of draws do cricket players hate the most?

Test draws.

What sport do lazy athletes play?

Couch tennis.

What do you call a cricket Test match that's drawn out over five days?

A test of patience.

What do you call an Indian cricket player who keeps missing the ball?

A Test case.

What did the football coach say when his team was playing mechanically?

Time to reboot the game plan.

What kind of cricket match was India playing in Australia?

A test of patience.

What did the cricket ball say when it hit the England batsman on day two?

Test your reflexes mate.

What kind of music did Gretchen Walsh listen to while breaking the butterfly record?

She was into smash hits.