Dad Jokes about sport
Enjoy our collection of sport related dad jokes!
What hair product made Gervonta Davis draw in his boxing match?
It was a tie gel.
What did the rugby players say when asked about their Vegas performance?
They were willing to bet it all on the field.
What kind of battle do you get when two rugby teams fight for dominance?
A Scrummy situation.
What position did the rugby player take when he went to dance class?
The full-back position.
What did the cricket team say when they prescribed McCullum as coach?
He's just what the doctor ordered.
What did the football coach say when he got kicked off the team?
That's a punt in the career.
Why did the wealthy neighborhood complain about the padel tennis court?
Because it was causing quite a racket.
What do French rugby players do when they're waiting for the match to start?
They pass the time.
What match seems to always have winners, even before it starts?
The Champions Trophy, because it's always full of trophies.
Why did Dubois' boxing match get canceled?
He couldn't match the card-inal rules.
What kind of driver did the Saracens player become on the rugby field?
A victory driver.
What did the tennis player say when he got caught in the doping scandal?
I'm not positive.