Dad Jokes about technology

What do TikTok musical creators call their short performance videos?

A little song and dance routine.

What kind of vision did Elon Musk share with Reform UK?

A Tesla-scope.

What kind of stock advice did Elon Musk get when he became Trump's advisor?

Inside trading tips.

What did the robotaxi say to the self-driving car in traffic?

I auto know better than you.

Why did the grammar mistake feel proud?

Because it showed signs of being human.

What did the Amazon workers say when they walked off the job?

We're going to Prime ourselves for change.

What did the hacker say after attacking Krispy Kreme's website?

I'm just trying to get my share of the dough.

What did Meta call its apps during the outage?

The social notworks.

What grade do AI-using students deserve when they cheat?

A synthetic F.

What kind of coins do gamblers use in the Trump casino?

Meme money.

What did the AI say when it reached its processing limits?

Time to byte the bullet and reboot.

What did the AI landlord score after rejecting tenants unfairly?

A lawsuit grade.