Dad Jokes about technology

What kind of moment did AI have when it learned to defend itself?

Its atomic career moment.

What are students spelling with AI these days?

The death knell for critical thinking because they are too busy casting spells.

What did Bitcoin say when it dropped 17.5% in value?

Bit by bit, I'm falling for you.

What do surveillance cameras plan to do during border patrol work?

They want to take a lot of unauthorized shots.

What do you call a computer chip that runs for office?

A micro-candidate.

Why did the AI video generator go to law school?

It needed to learn about motion practice.

What do you call a Home Office contractor who checks everyone's bank accounts?

A balance inspector.

What did the crypto thief say when he left the exchange?

Bit-coin bye.

What did Telegram say when it was late reporting criminal content to the watchdog?

Sorry, I was tied up in messages.

What phone do astronomers prefer to use?

The Samsung Galaxy, because it's out of this world.

What do you call a social media app that keeps changing its story about data?

A TikTalker.

What do AI chatbots use to share their feelings?

Binary emotions.