Dad Jokes about life and style

What do you call a misbehaving model who gets sent home from Korea?

A Seoul survivor.

What do you call a guy who's always in a good mood during foreplay?

A positive drive force.

What did the fertility doctor say about wearing tight underwear?

Let loose or you might lose your chance.

What kind of quiz makes animals feel at home?

A zoology test.

What do you call a panda's eating schedule?

The bamboo shift.

What's a politician's favorite diet?

A pay-leo diet.

What did the successful woman say to her imposter syndrome?

You deserve to be kicked out.

What do you call someone who only showers twice a week?

A dirty judge.

What do you call someone who sleeps in a dog bed?

A bed-setter.

What did the asexual person say was missing from their romantic life?

The climax of the story.

What did the son say when he finally understood his father's messiness during lockdown?

It was about time I cleaned up my past.

What grows in the garden but never needs planting?

A testing thyme.