Dad Jokes about media

What do you call a media contract that led to endless litigation?

A brief case.

What did Trump call his meeting with Zelenskyy?

A sight for sore allies.

What kind of paint did MSNBC use for their new look?

A political whitewash.

What did the newspaper say when it caught the person leaking stories?

You're making me run dry.

What kind of case did the ABC have against their broadcaster?

A brief case.

What did ABC call their offer to the journalist they hurt?

A modest proposal that was hard to digest.

What TV channel does God watch in heaven?

Sky News.

What happened when the mining company's advertising strategy hit rock bottom?

It failed to pass the gas test.

Why did the BBC documentary pull a fast one?

Because it needed a news direction.

What did the newspaper office call their anonymous source about Lattouf's dismissal?

The leak-al department.

What kind of TV service is always falling over?

An unbalanced streaming service.

What does an ABC broadcaster call an emergency staff meeting?

A cast away.