Dad Jokes about media

Why did the media company hire a rock as their editor?

Because they needed someone solid to report the news.

Why did the Facebook moderator quit therapy?

Because he couldn't handle any more posts.

Why did the LA Times editorial board get sent on vacation?

They needed a break from writing Trump articles.

What did the newspaper say when it won an award?

I'm a real Guardian angel.

What did Bryan Cranston do when he got a call about the Malcolm reunion role?

He broke middle into it.

What did the French TV company say when it jumped into the London Stock Exchange?

Time to channel my investments.

What did the podcast host's doctor tell him about spreading health misinformation?

To turn down the volume.

What did BBC call Apple's fake news AI?

A bad core-respondent.

What did the bank say when Trump sued ABC News?

We need to check our balance.

What happens when a newspaper goes on sale at the supermarket?

It becomes an observer in the checkout aisle.

What do you call a suspended news director who lost his job due to misconduct?

The breaking news.

What did the journalist say when asked why they were walking so slowly during the strike?

I'm moving at Tortoise speed.