Dad Jokes about media

What did the radio host say when she finally won her court hearing?

Now that's what I call sound judgment.

Why did the TV executive feel like they were working at a weather station?

Because of the pressure from above.

What do you call a discriminatory media outlet that's clearly wrong?

A broad-racist corporation.

What kind of spirits did the ABC journalist drink before bed?

The ones that put her to rest in peace.

What do you call The Sun's new paywall system?

A solar panel.

What happened to the radio host who got fired for speaking up?

She got the broadcasting axe.

What kind of advertisement did Tony Brignull write in his final days?

A dead-line.

What kind of host never needs an alarm clock?

A morning radio host.

What kind of shows did the Australian TV presenter host?

He was present for the kids.

What did the wedding watchdog say to the TV ad that showed smoking?

This glamour shot is a drag.

What did the journalist call the politician who kept spreading fake news on his bicycle?

A peddler of lies.

What did the newspaper say when it got tired of political coverage?

Time to press pause.