Dad Jokes about world news
Enjoy our collection of world news related dad jokes!
What did investigators say when they found the black box from the Korean plane crash?
This case is finally starting to record shape.
What did the detective call the missing evidence from Ecuador's case?
A burning question.
What kind of party do calendars throw on December 31st?
A date night.
What do birds give to planes at the airport?
A flying review.
Why did the fog at Gatwick Airport go to therapy?
Because it had too many dense issues.
What did the aviation investigator order at the Korean restaurant while working on the crash case?
Just Jeju, please.
Why did the Channel crossing end up in court?
Because they needed legal crossing.
What did the captured journalist press in Iran?
All the wrong buttons.
What did the bird say after hitting the airplane?
That was quite a striking performance.
Why did the philosopher get kicked out of the lighting store?
He kept trying to find enlightenment.
What kind of crunch do politicians in Georgia hate the most?
The numbers crunch.
What kind of cell do they put journalists in Iran?
A single story.